As death’s cold hand grips me, I wonder how long I can fight back against it. My vision darkens, my strength leaving my body faster than Xanax from Nancy Pelosi’s “special container,” but before I go, I have one last message for you, the fans.

I have a cold.

Not the heroic kind of cold either. Not the one where I could brag about crawling through broken glass to bring the truth to America. No, this is the kind where you cough mid-sentence, sound like a dying lawnmower, and nobody wants to hear you hack through a one hour show.

So I am taking the night off.

My nose is running like an illegal from ICE, my sinuses are so full of pressure they finally understand how Jerry Nadler’s pants feel, and trust me, you do not need to hear that going out live across SHR Media and KLRN Radio.

I will rest up, drink enough NyQuil to see tomorrow from the past, and be back on Wednesday, 11.19.25 at 8PM PST on all SHR Media outlets and KLRN Radio.

Thank you for your patience during this difficult medical event.
I will survive. Probably.

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